mykidisthebest

[YOU'RE WELCOME look he's alive again so it's fine just don't blow it]

Me? I'm fine. We've got a kitchen, we got a spa, no one's died in a few days. I'm all set.

I don't believe you. You turn your own emotions off all the time, apparently.

What? I do not! Fear resistance isn't turning emotions off. There isn't a skill that can do that as far as I know.

If the Wolf King burst through the wall right now would you have a normal reaction?

Sure? I can't exactly respond to a hypothetical scenario, but yelling and shooting him in the face is about as normal as it gets.

We're underground and he wouldn't fit in here so we'd probably only see his eye or something anyways.

S--

You have a gun??

Yeah?

[pulls a gun out of his inventory aka it appears out of thin air. it's just like, a white hand gun.]

. . . I don't know why I'm surprised, but I am.

I don't know what's surprising about it. I can pretty much use any kind of weapon, but this one seemed like the most useful so I got it back from Red first.

I know you like to act harmless, but you're secretly pretty dangerous . . .

[puts a finger to his lips]

Continue to keep it a secret, please. I've been kidnapped one too many times after people found out what I could do. I don't want to deal with that here.

Don't worry . . . I know this game pretty well. Your secrets're safe with me.

There are too many secrets going around this pasture, it's kind of amazing that any of them really stay secrets. But none of you are going back home with me, so at least there's that working on my favor.

Even if you told me a bunch of stuff right now I'd have no idea what any of it means, probably.

[snorts]

I like you too much to tell you half of my secrets, whether you know what they mean or not.

[ LETHE? ]

Should I be flattered?

If you want to be? A few of them are the whole "if I said anything about them I'd probably have to kill you or my world would be destroyed" kind of secrets. And god knows you have enough problems without any Transendentals coming after you on top of that. So feel free to be flattered that I'd prefer you alive and unharassed by otherwordly beings.

[ LETHE? HE'S SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!!!!!! ]

I--

Okay.

[ITS PROBABLY FINE???]

You're terraforming a planet, aren't you? You should focus on that.

I, personally, am not doing anything.

[ He finished his hero's journey. He's DONE bro ]

Oh.

[he seems surprised by this!]

You're retired, then?

I'm a wanted fugitive in hiding.

[ yea ]

You? What happened?

It's complicated! And stupid.

But my existence is illegal anyway, so, whatever. Laws are stupid.

[ ACAB ]

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