mykidisthebest

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Oh.

[he seems surprised by this!]

You're retired, then?

I'm a wanted fugitive in hiding.

[ yea ]

You? What happened?

It's complicated! And stupid.

But my existence is illegal anyway, so, whatever. Laws are stupid.

[ ACAB ]

[ACAB]

Your existence is illegal.

I'd say rewrite the laws, but I don't know if that would do much on your world. I guess Styx will have to do all of the grocery shopping while you stay home.

I know some people trying for that, but I'm not holding my breath. Issue's complex.

Buuuuut if I just grow out my hair or grow a beard it'll be fine, probably . . .

You wouldn't believe how faceblind people are.

You should dye your hair too.

And get glasses.

They know to look for blonde and black, though. So.

Red . . . ?

[immediately:]

Rejected. That wouldn't look good at all. Leave it black. You can just wear a hat when you go outside. Do you have magic items on your world? I have something you can use, but it's back home...I can get it for you later.

--Hey! You said that way too fast!!

Illusion me with red hair right now, I wanna see for myself.

[illusions red hair onto him but makes it the ugliest red he can think of]

It looks terrible, I'm right.

[ THIS IS MINUET ABUSE

CHUCKS A NAPKIN AT HIS FACE ]

[DUCKS BEHIND THE COUNTER AND CHANGES HIS HAIR PINK]

[ MUTTERS ]

Can't believe I didn't get illusion magic, it'd be so convenient all the time . . .

[peeks up from behind the counter when he's safe from napkin attacks]

The Weed powers are the best, but Lily's are second best. Have you tried touching our crystal lily to see if you can get them?

[he changes Minuet's hair to a normal red color as he talks]

Oh, hey, it actually doesn't look too bad.

If that worked someone definitely would've done it by n--

[ Frowns DEEPLY ]

Brat.

[gives him a shit-eating grin~]

I haven't heard of anyone trying it yet, so any time you want to test it out, let me know.

Alright, fine. Let's do it now on the off chance I can give you an orange mustache.

[out of the kitchen and to lily barn!]

Was an orange mustache the first thing you could think of?

[ FOLLOWING ]

It would look appropriately stupid.

Only kids think like that.

[says the guy that just gave Minuet stupid hair]

Says the guy that just gave me stupid hair.

It's different. That was funny.

[they make it into lily's downstairs living space and he gestures to their crystal lily]

But I'll accept your silly mustache if you can make it happen.

[ Pulling his stupid glove off and approaching the crystal ]

If something weird happens, it's completely your fault and I'm a victim.

[stays nearby unless something weird happens, but he's not tensed up or anything since he doesn't expect anything to happen at all]

I accept full responsibility only if you get some cool new powers.

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