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Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

And how many of those fourteen performances were like this one?

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

[ Doing... more math ]

Maybe... five or six?

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

So...a little over a third? Those are better odds than I was expecting, with how much people were commenting on it.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

Hah... I guess that's a pretty "glass half full" way of looking at it, yeah.

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

How else am I supposed to think of it? It's not like we can jump off the boat and swim to shore.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

Exactly and please don't try.

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

Why would I try? Do I look like an idiot to you?

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

[ DIPLOMATICALLY REMAINS SILENT ]

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

You can leave at any time.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

[ Mulishly ]

No.

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

Then at least don't be mean.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

[ Deflates ]

Okay.

I'm sorry. I'm just...

Worried about you. Even if you're fine, I'll worry anyway.

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

[looks down at his hands in the water]

It's healing. I'll be good as new soon enough. If you keep worrying you'll get grey hair.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

[ Harrumphs a little ]

Hey. I could pull off grey hair.

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

No way. You only look good as a blonde.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

[ Looks a little like Eugene has dealt him a killing blow ]

You think I'd look bad if my hair was any other color???

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

[confidently]

Of course. But it doesn't matter if I think you look good or not.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

Yes it does!

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

It doesn't. You could be the ugliest asshole in the world and we'd still be friends. Friendship isn't predicated on good looks.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

That doesn't mean you don't care about your friend's opinion!! What if you're just keeping me around 'cause I'm the ugly friend and it increases your chances in comparison??

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

You get more dates in a week than I do in five years. You're not ugly. Hair color is a personal preference anyway.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

[ DOESN'T LOOK CONVINCED ]

So you're saying you're into blondes.

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

No. You know exactly what my last boyfriend looks like. Blonde isn't a requirement.

Re: Day 249

[featherduster]

[ Like he didn't say anything, ]

Noted.

Re: Day 249

[mykidisthebest]

You know, I think my wounds are getting worse the more you talk.

[not serious, but tired and exasperated. his ability to be sassy is surely a sign he's feeling better]