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[looks down at his hands in the water]

It's healing. I'll be good as new soon enough. If you keep worrying you'll get grey hair.

[ Harrumphs a little ]

Hey. I could pull off grey hair.

No way. You only look good as a blonde.

[ Looks a little like Eugene has dealt him a killing blow ]

You think I'd look bad if my hair was any other color???

[confidently]

Of course. But it doesn't matter if I think you look good or not.

Yes it does!

It doesn't. You could be the ugliest asshole in the world and we'd still be friends. Friendship isn't predicated on good looks.

That doesn't mean you don't care about your friend's opinion!! What if you're just keeping me around 'cause I'm the ugly friend and it increases your chances in comparison??

You get more dates in a week than I do in five years. You're not ugly. Hair color is a personal preference anyway.

[ DOESN'T LOOK CONVINCED ]

So you're saying you're into blondes.

No. You know exactly what my last boyfriend looks like. Blonde isn't a requirement.

[ Like he didn't say anything, ]

Noted.

You know, I think my wounds are getting worse the more you talk.

[not serious, but tired and exasperated. his ability to be sassy is surely a sign he's feeling better]