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[mykidisthebest]

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Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

--Me doing it isn't going to avoid suspicion!

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

But it will deflect suspicion away from me! Haven't you ever heard of being a decoy?

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

Why should I deflect suspicion away from you?

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

Cuz then they'll never see me coming!!!

[ * CITATION NEEDED ]

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

That's not true at all! You're too conspicuous all the time!

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

--Hey! I can be perfectly stealthy if I need to be!

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

I can turn invisible. That automatically makes me sneakier than you.

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

[ . . .








That's true ]

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

How about this? We'll divide and conquer. I can ask about birthdays, but you have to find out what everyone likes so we can put gifts together.

[compromise!!]

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

[ HARUMPH ]

Fine. You got a deal.

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

[holds out his hand to SHAKE ON IT]

Unrelated to our current topic, tell me when your birthday is.

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

[ SHAKES ON IT!!!! Deliberately holds his hand too tight. Stay winning. ]

July 21.

[ He says it with the exact same tone and expression as when he's just making shit up ]

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

[ow hey that is one of my only hands!!! he tries to squeeze back harder to annoy Minuet but he's just got normal people strength]

Tell me the truth and I promise we'll celebrate on a different day. I already know you don't want to celebrate on the actual day.

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

[ He already knows what



Fuck, that's really thoughtful actually!!!!! This isn't allowed!!!!! HE WANTS TO BE MAD ABOUT IT BUT SOMEHOW HE ISN'T.

Deflates a little. ]

July 21.

1/2

[mykidisthebest]

[oh that was actually his real birthday in the first place]

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

[reaches for his cheek to tug on it]

Don't make it sound like a lie if it's the truth.

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

HEY--! Quit it, I'm delicate! You're the one who made assumptions!

[ Does not actually do anything to stop this noodle man though ]

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

[he only does it long enough to vent his frustrations and then lets go, so there's that]

I made assumptions because of how you said it! You did something nice for me, so let me return the favor. Accept it gracefully.

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

[ thanks his cheek is red and stupid now ]

... Fine. But I didn't do this as a 'favor.' You don't need to return anything.

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

[just as planned]

I know. But if I just say I want to do something nice because that's what friends do, you'll be weird about it.

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

That's not--

[ Grimaces a little ]

It's not about friendship or anything like that.

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

Then what is it about?

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[featherduster]

[ Thinks



Thinks some more ]

You'll just get mad.

Re: ehehehe

[mykidisthebest]

I'll be madder if you don't tell me.

Re: ehehehe

[featherduster]

Only if you swear not to hit me.