SPECIAL DISASTER OVERFLOW POST

[mykidisthebest]

Continuations for Day 249 Post-Performance threads that are lost to the void

Comments

[socialcapital]

Booker's friend Joel wanted to teach me to fake cry. So I could win more arguments.

[mykidisthebest]

Crying doesn't help you win arguments.

[socialcapital]

Fake crying might. He used it on me, it was scary effective.

[mykidisthebest]

You're easily persuaded, though.

[socialcapital]

SINCE WHEN.

[mykidisthebest]

Always.

[socialcapital]

No!?

[mykidisthebest]

[solemnly:]

Yes.

[socialcapital]

Name one time!!

[mykidisthebest]

If I give you a specific example then you'll try to avoid ending up in those kind of scenarios again.

[socialcapital]

Give me a specific example or you're faking.

[mykidisthebest]

Noooooooo then you'll know when I'm trying to sneakily persuade you!

[socialcapital]

You're never sneaky about it!!

[mykidisthebest]

[gasp]

I AM SNEAKY!

[socialcapital]

NAME ONE TIME.

[mykidisthebest]

I can't think of any recent examples because every time I tried to get you to do something you didn't want in the last two days you didn't do it and I was really happy about that even though it also made me want to fight you.

[socialcapital]

[ oh

that's sweet...... ]

[mykidisthebest]

[no don't perceive him]

--You were too easily persuaded when you were younger though. All kids are, but it made me worry.

[socialcapital]

You worried about all kids though.

[mykidisthebest]

Well, sure. You were all so cute and lovable and we spent a ton of time together, how could I not? It's not like I'm going to have the same amount of care for a random kid I've never met before.

[socialcapital]

Kids are very dumb and easy to persuade universally, so it's not like I was more worrying than normal.

[mykidisthebest]

Yeah, but...

[your parents and manager were shitty

which are decidedly unhappy subjects to bring up]

I love you, so I wanted to look after you.

[socialcapital]

Well.

That's fine then.

[ RUFFLES HIS HAIR. ]

[mykidisthebest]

[beams]

You still feel that way even without your emotions?

[socialcapital]

It's not like I can argue with you about it.