SPECIAL DISASTER OVERFLOW POST

[mykidisthebest]

Continuations for Day 249 Post-Performance threads that are lost to the void

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[mykidisthebest]

[HEAVY CONCERN THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG]

Uhm...it wasn't that important. Just, your dating life. Or, to be specific, someone thinking you're dating your cousin.

[socialcapital]

Oh.








Wait what??? Who thinks I'm dating my cousin??? I'm not dating my cousin!!!

[mykidisthebest]

I know. It's just a misunderstanding on their part. Don't worry about it, I'll make sure to clear it up.

[socialcapital]

I guess I can understand how it would happen since we're not admitting we're cousins because I'm under cover.

[mykidisthebest]

Ah. That's probably why. Do you look like each other at all? If there's no resemblance then no one could even know.

[socialcapital]

No, not really. He has long dark hair.

[mykidisthebest]

Do you have a photo?

[socialcapital]

No. But, um. I can sort of draw... him...

[ opens an art app on his phone and draws a stick figure yue. it's not helpful because it is just a stick figure with long hair and a bunch of sparkles drawn around him ]

[mykidisthebest]

[hmm]

Art isn't your strong suit, huh.

[socialcapital]

I'm good at GUITAR. I can't ALSO BE GOOD AT ART. It WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO OTHERS.

[mykidisthebest]

Not true! Haeyeon is good at EVERYTHING. You could be like him!

[socialcapital]

I can't aaaaaaact...

[mykidisthebest]

Focus on one new skill at a time. Art first? Art is still fun to do even if you're bad at it.

[socialcapital]

Booker's friend Joel wanted to teach me to fake cry. So I could win more arguments.

[mykidisthebest]

Crying doesn't help you win arguments.

[socialcapital]

Fake crying might. He used it on me, it was scary effective.

[mykidisthebest]

You're easily persuaded, though.

[socialcapital]

SINCE WHEN.

[mykidisthebest]

Always.

[socialcapital]

No!?

[mykidisthebest]

[solemnly:]

Yes.

[socialcapital]

Name one time!!

[mykidisthebest]

If I give you a specific example then you'll try to avoid ending up in those kind of scenarios again.

[socialcapital]

Give me a specific example or you're faking.

[mykidisthebest]

Noooooooo then you'll know when I'm trying to sneakily persuade you!