SPECIAL DISASTER OVERFLOW POST

[mykidisthebest]

Continuations for Day 249 Post-Performance threads that are lost to the void

Comments

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

You're not even trying!

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRY???

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

[hands still on his face, but the squishing relents momentarily]

... I'll make you sign a contract every day.

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

[shakes him a lil from where he's still dangling. they're stupid]

Absolutely not.

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

Why not?! It's not like you need that knowledge!!

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

I ain't got enough memories in my head that I'll let ya lock those ones away.

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

You won't even know they're gone.

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

I would! And even if ya tried to do that, I'd just listen to all of it again!

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

[a strangled horrified gasp]

"All" of it?!

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

Not all all of it. Ya got way too much content for that. "All" of it as in all of the stuff I managed to listen through. --Stop freakin' out every time I open my mouth! Ya haven't even said what the big deal is about it yet!

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

[sorry squishing again]

I just told you!!

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

[lets himself be squished. his words come out smushed]

What, because they're for strangers? I want to hear 'em too.

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

They're not for you! Especially— Especially—

.........

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

[...lowers him so his feet touch the bottom of the pool again]

Then make some for me.

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

[oh perfect, he can immediately slip and swallow some water again]

—N-No?! [COUGHS] No! What?!

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

--?! I was generous and gave ya two options, so pick one!

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay okay okay okay okay.

First of all.

Did you go past the paywall?

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

I'm not tellin'.

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

This is the opposite of being generous just so you know.

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

If I say 'yes' yer gonna freak out. If I say 'no' yer gonna freak out in a different way. Ya ain't givin' me any incentive to give ya an answer.

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

I'm going through my invoices as soon as we get out of here.

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

Good luck figurin' out if I used a card with my real name on it or not.

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

What. What.

Re: YUE

[takeyoutochurch]

I'm an undercover detective, I've got like ten fake identities?

Re: YUE

[nymphcompoop]

—YOU'RE A WHAT?!